Tagged by my beautiful and talented illicit lover, .


A - Available?: I believe so, yes.
A - Age: Nineteen. Gah ... I suffer mini-aneurisms at the thought of what I'm scheduled to turn into next year.
A - Annoyance: The majority of the human race. Cliched perhaps, but true.

B - Best Friends?: Safiiiinaz. <3
B - Bar: I don't know any.
B - Birthday?: February 8th.

C - Crush: ... The giant white cat downstairs.
C - Car: I like big chunky four-wheel drives by Toyota.
C - Cat: My Lamashtu, of course. She is awesomeness incarnate.

D - Dead Pets Name: Where the fuck do I start ? I have a tendency to invite all manners of strays into my home, many of which happen to be severely diseased or wounded, so go figure.
D - Dad's Name: Maroof.
D - Dog: None here, but in Dhaka I've got my darling stray Satan666, as well as the countless mutts I befriended around my neighbourhood.

E - Easiest person to talk to: I don't know. It depends, really.
E - Eggs: They kinda stink. Scrambled probably.
E - Email: Dude. Seriously.

F - Favorite color?: Grey, black, navy. Dull and doom !
F - Food: Spicy Asian cuisine, fuchka and jhal muri.
F - Foreign Slang: HARAMZADA ! Kuttar bachcha khanki magi ! Ahahaha, there are way too many.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: I am mortally terrified of worms. And I don't have the heart to eat the bears. So er, yeah. They taste pretty bad anyway.
G - G0d: The very concept of organised religion is fundamentally flawed. I cannot support a contradiction.
G - Good Times: Hanging out with Safinaz in front of our coaching classes while having jhal muri and RC Cola.

H - Hair Color: Reddish-brown.
H - Height: 5'5.
H - Happy: Mrh. Happiness is both relative, and a temporary chemical imbalance of the mind. /emo

I - Ice Cream: Double chocochip, mint chocochip. Just give me chocolate, damnit.
I - Instrument: Currently attempting to fiddle with the bass guitar.
I - Idol: David Attenborough, my family.

J - Jewelry: Black, grey and sparkle-free.
J - Job: I wish.
J - Jokes: ... Sakeef's hilariously lame ones come to mind. Erk.

K - Kids: The world population is great enough as it is; more countries should adopt China's one-child-only policy. Adoption is the way to go. That and I can't abide kids.
K - Karate: Ahahaha, oh Orry. /random inside joke
K - Kung Fu: Crappy Shaolin Soccer dubs, bleargh.

L - Love: Family, cat, Safinaz !
L - Longest Car Ride: Oh man, I don't know. Probably when my parents went on a road trip all across western Europe, but I was a wee little tyke back then.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: I dehydrate at an uncanny rate, so chapstick it is.

M - Milk Flavor: I don't really like milk, but if I had to choose, chocolate all the way.
M - Mothers Name: Ferdousi.
M - Movie Last Watched: Underworld 2. Kate Beckinsale in a bodysuit, ummm.

N - Number of Siblings: One sister, younger.
N - Northern or Southern: ... Of what ? Northern, I guess ?
N - Name: Shabnam.

O - One Wish: To become the next Captain Planet and save the world.
O - One Phobia?: Loss and bereavement. Mediocrity. Prehistoric sea creatures. Okay so that's more than one but eff it.
O - Otter Pop: ... That sounds like animal cruelty. Goddamn you western survey-writers.

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married for 20 years, now.
P - Part of your appearence you like best: My ... feet ? Fuck, I don't know.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: My ability to sometimes make others feel better about themselves, simply by their being around me. Not entirely sure how that works, but I'm not complaining.

Q - Quick or Slow?: In what context ? I am le procrastinator, but I have comparatively little patience for others' shortcomings.
Q - Queer or Straight?: Either or. Not exclusively either.
Q - Queen or King?: His Majesty, King Travolta !

R - Reason to smile: My family, and because hey, it could always be worse.
R - Reality TV Show: They're amusing when you have someone around to mock then with. Otherwise, goddamn eff, what a meaningless waste of funds.
R - Right or Left: I'm right-handed, if that counts. But a left wing supporter.

S - Song Last Heard: "Linger," by Aphotic. Currently listening to "Snowblind," by This Empty Flow.
S - Season: Autumn.
S - Series: Law & Order: SVU, Monk. Other than that, I'm a Cartoon Network junkie (Sheep, Courage, Foster's, Grim).

T - Time you woke up: 7am. Grrrargh.
T - Time Now: 13:02pm.
T - Time for bed: Depends on what I happen to be doing at the time. Anywhere between 2am and 4am, usually.

U - Unknown: I generally can't be bothered to clean off eye make-up.
U - Unicorns: Pointy.
U - You are?: Lazy. Need to get to work on those interviews finally, raawr.

V - Vegetable you hate: Brusselsprouts. Urgh.
V - Vegetable you love: Cucumbers, mushrooms, sweetcorn, peas, cauliflower.
V - View on Politics: An intriguing forray into human nature, but ultimately depressing and utterly futile.

W- Worst Habit: I poke my eyes when I've got make-up on and stare at my nails blankly when I'm bored or being yelled at.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Somewhere abroad for university, most likely; failing that, Bangladesh for a mini-vacation. I really want to go on a tour of various middle eastern countries at some point, though.
W- What's up?: Luay's not going to be home for another four or five hooouuuuurs, bah. And I heart Niko Skorpio.

X - X-Rays: They make me feel stripped and vulnerable, sniff.
X - X-Rated: Been way, way too long.
X- XYZ: Isn't that the name of a label ? Or a 'zine, something like that.

Y - Year you were born: 1987.
Y - Year it is now: 2006. I feel old.
Y - Yellow?: ... YellowJester ? Fun stuff.

Z - Zoo Animal: Pandas, snakes, it's all good. Zoos make me sad though.
Z - Zodiac: Aquarius, Rabbit.
Z - Zoolander?: Never watched it, thankfully.


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